GIRLS! Let me know! IS my COUSIN"s dating advice PERFECT? There is a girl I like named Amy. She likes me, but?

-GIRLS! Let me know! IS my COUSIN"s dating advice PERFECT?

There is a girl I like named Amy. She likes me, but I get all nervous, but I really want to impress me. My cousin, said that she is the expert of dating, and if I listen to her, I will impress Amy fully.



My cousin told me that a good way to impress a girl is to buy her something that looks impressive. It does not have to be expensive, but if it looks shiny and doesn't look like I bought it because I had to, she will like me.



I'm no good kisser, but my cousin said that kissing is very important. She did this weird thing when she bit down on my neck and left a mark. She said that it is called a hicky, and if a girl does this to me, she likes me. She also taught me the "Utoypian kiss." We both put chewing gums in our mouths, then my cousin did this weird thing where she stuck her tongue in her mouth, and them my gum was in her mouth, and her gum was in my mouth.



Am I ready to talk to Amy, or should I practice more with my cousin?Practice makes perfect[: so pracitce a lil more[:....[Shiney dosent look expensive unless Amy is a totaly dumbass]





.....Yer cousin gave you a hicky?!
first of all, its not normal to practice dating on your cousin haha i would advise you to stop that... but yea only superficial girls would want to date you if you bought them stuff , dont buy her **** until yall have been dating or are like best friends..and kissing is important and it seems you have learned alot about it already ahah so yes u r ready to talk to this chick and ask her out... P.S- compliments are amazing to girls..